Breaking Sam

Derek and I both thought very highly of Sam. However, as his room was directly across from ours in Lechner, we couldn't resist the occasional prank.

Daily, we would take a few twizzlers from the one pound bag that happened to be in our closet. Then we would thumbtack them to his bulletin board, in the shape of a smiley face. DAILY.

I had takeout one night for dinner. After dinner, I realized I hadn't touched my fork. Hm... We printed up a picture of a pig off of the internet and captioned it "I wanna fork you like an animal" Then we stuck it to his bulletin board with the fork.

Derek had a poster he really didn't want. It was just some teens standing around, looking cool. So we drew weird faces on all of them, and wrote a bunch of bizarre, freaky comments about Linus Torvalds. Then we taped it to his door.

We had a brilliant plan (never completed) that would involve running a long tube of cardboard (from toilet paper rolls and wrapping paper, etc..) from our entry hall ceiling to his, and rolling marbles through the tube late at night. He'd hear "thunk thunk. rrooollllll.... thunk thunk thunk rollllll click click thunk thunk rolllllll click." However, the architecture of the building wasn't cooperative so this plan was abandoned.